What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
When Iron Cactus says they have the biggest happy hour in Texas, they aren’t kidding – I think their only rival would be The Oasis on Lake Travis! Three patios and an inside bar area comprise the happy hour wonderland that is Iron Cactus. Their drink options include wells, domestics, and margaritas for incredibly reasonable prices … along with half-price appetizers to keep you from floating away.
While the wait staff is friendly, the service here leaves a little something to be desired but the slow service gives you time to watch the wait staff on the street level patio chasing the pigeons away. Make sure you ask for chips because your waiter may not bring them automatically and if you ask for an extra lime or ketchup … you better be prepared to wait.
Watch the clock because they won’t give you a last call for happy hour; but you may be able to convince your server to double up your last drink to make the happy hour a little longer.
Drink strength: 3.5
Iron Cactus Mexican Grill & Margarita Bar
1520 Main Street | (214) 749-4766
Monday-Friday 4-7 p.m. and Monday-Saturday 11 p.m. – close | $3.00 house wines, wells, beers, small margs (rocks or frozen), mexican martinis, Texas tea, 1/2 price appetizers (available throughout the restaurant and not just in the bar!)
Between the 101 proof breath and the occasional drool, some interesting words fall from your mouth.
The Grape has gotten a lot of attention for its burgers … but it’s sooooo much more than an amazing burger that is so good that it is only sold two days a week and caused the restaurant to hire an extra hand in the kitchen to prepare.
Their happy hour is brilliant; you can get cheap drinks while paying next to nothing for the amazing food they serve (especially compared to their regular prices). We took part in wells, martinis, fries, the cheese plate, the mini brat burgers, and plenty of sunshine. Try the fries, you won’t be sorry … but make sure you have a piece of gum to chew after!
Their drinks were strong enough to give us quite a fun feeling and the need to partake in more rounds of appetizers. The dirty martini could have been been shaken for a few more minutes but was overall superbly mixed. The drinks became successively stronger as we sat.
The patio at The Grape is very nice other than its proximity to the street – it’s slightly loud during “rush hour”. Take a pair of sunglasses and speak a little louder and you’ll be set. Sit in the bar, which has an incredibly cool with an old-timey feel; they keep the doors open so you can still feel the nice breeze without the noise.
The wait staff is incredible. Each and every one of them cater to your any need and in a snappy way … and with a smile. I haven’t ever had anything but an amazing (if not exemplary) customer service experience here. The chef will even walk around and chat when the kitchen isn’t slammed. The best thing about The Grape’s happy hour: they make sure you know when it’s last call.
Their brunch is also quite a pip; the wounded yellowbird is addicting and the food is amazing. It’s worth getting out of bed after a night out to have a meal here.
Drink strength: 4
Overall: 5 (just FYI … I think this is my first 5!)
The Grape Restaurant
2802 Greenville Ave | (214) 828-1981
Monday-Friday | 4:30-7 p.m. | $2 domestics, $3 wells, $5 glasses of wine, select appetizers under $6
Sunday | 10:30 a.m. – 2 p.m. | $6 Wounded Yellowbird and bloody marys, $4 mimosas
Milo’s is a famous place in Dallas … it’s been open for almost 40 years and has garnered quite a following. The regulars can be seen most nights hanging out eating cheese fries and nursing beers. The waiters and waitresses like to give everyone a hard time but only to sweeten the experience that is Milo Butterfingers. Also, most people who have been here more than twice have an epic story about the place; ask someone who looks seasoned and you’ll be sure to hear a great allegory or two.
The run-down building is an ideal place to grab a chill drink, play some games (they have fooseball, pool, video games, and multiple dart boards), and gorge on typical bar food. The patio is fantastic in the summer … it’s somewhat hidden by ivy and signs and has plenty of seats and a bar. Complete with TVs, this is a man’s man kind of place where girls are welcome … even if it comes with some looks from said guys.
Milo’s get quite crowded with SMU students early on Thursdays and then the kickball teams take over later in the evening. Monday nights are a good time at Milo’s along with many holidays … these people never break when there’s a potential party.
Drink strength: 4
5645 Yale Blvd | (214) 368-9212
Monday | all day | $6 pitchers
Tuesday | all day | $2 wells
Wednesday | all day | $2 pints
Sunday | all day | $1 off pitchers, $0.50 off bottled beers and liquor
EVERY DAY | 11 a.m. – 7 p.m. | $1 off pitchers, $0.50 off bottled beers and liquor
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
-I hope everyone had an enjoyable weekend! 🙂
The Campisi name is well known in Dallas (and across the US thanks to Courtney’s work with Playboy and Corky’s reality show) and for a good reason … they make a damn good pizza.
The Downtown location’s happy hour is quite a deal: drastically discounted drinks and free pizza. Who would turn this deal down? We decided to take a nice walk from my friend’s place instead of desperately looking for a place to park (which I’d recommend) and it proved to be the best idea we’ve had in a while – NONE of us should have been driving after our happy hour at Campisi’s!
The wait staff was incredibly helpful and Sarah, the bartender, was good for a couple jokes and played along with our silly bar games. Service was snappy and they made sure that we got as much pizza as wanted before it was confiscated by the kitchen.
Most of the people at happy hour were the Downtown crowd just grabbing a quick drink and a bite and the others who just finished work. None of the happy hour goers strayed outside of their groups, but everyone was fun to watch.
Since you can’t beat this deal, take part – who knows, you may see one of the famous family members while noshing.
Drink strength: 3.5
1520 Elm St, Ste 111 | (214)752-0141
Monday-Friday | 5-7 p.m. | $2.50 domestics, house wine, $3 wells, and all other drinks discounted, also – FREE PIZZA