What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Irish proverb
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for.
Here’s to a long life and a merry one.
A quick death and an easy one.
A pretty girl and an honest one.
A cold beer and another one!
May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, ‘this drink’s on me.’
I know I’ve got Irish blood because I wake up everyday with a hangover.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Moderation is a fatal thing— nothing succeeds like excess.
When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let’s all get drunk, and go to heaven!
You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.