It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
George Burns
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You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
Frank Sinatra
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.
Mitch Hedberg
If you know someone who tries to drown their sorrows, you might tell them sorrows know how to swim.
Quoted in P.S. I Love You, compiled by H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
If drinking is interfering with your work, you’re probably a heavy drinker. If work is interfering with your drinking, you’re probably an alcoholic.
Author Unknown
