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Be careful to trust a person who does not like wine.

Karl Marx

Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

Homer Simpson

There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.

Benjamin Franklin

For we could not now take time for further search (to land our ship) our victuals being much spent, especially our Beer.

Ship’s log of the Mayflower

Happy belated Thanksgiving 🙂

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”

Jack Handy

I don’t care how liberated this world becomes – a man will always be judged by the amount of alcohol he can consume – and a woman will be impressed, whether she likes it or not.

Doug Coughlin in “Cocktail”

This quote is in honor of my toasts this past weekend!