Between the 101 proof breath and the occasional drool, some interesting words fall from your mouth.

Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he’s a dead man. An Irishman’s stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

Jobs: the annoying 8 hours before happy hour.

A drunk mans words are a sober man’s thoughts.

The liver is evil, that makes us superheroes.

It is better to spend money like there’s no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there’s no money.